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Interventions satiriques
[on se moque des technocrates et de la Gestapo du Covid].




Deux patients dans une salle d'attente de médecin. L'un dit à l'autre  «Ça n'a pas l'air d'aller? J'espère que tu n'as quand même pas attrapé le virus du complotisme? J'ai cru comprendre qu'il n'y a pas de vaccin pour ça, volontaire ou forcé... »

Dossier Covid19



Greta Thunberg Condemns Coronavirus For Causing Apocalypse 10 Years Early. (BabylonBee - 16/3/2020)



Ô CORONA
(Mononc Serge - YouTube - 1 minute - 3/4/2020)



T'as voulu voir le salon. (Les Goguettes, en trio mais à quatre
YouTube - 21/4/2020 - 3 min.) -> confinement, perspective française décapante...

American Christian Thanks God He Doesn't Live in One of Those Communist Countries Where The Government Can Shut Churches Down on a Whim. (BabylonBee - 6/5/2020)

Chinese Officials Violently Raid Another Church But Don't Worry That Will Never Happen Here. (BabylonBee - 8/5/2020)

Democratic States Deploy Greta Thunberg Drones to Lecture People Who go Outside. (BabylonBee - 14/5/2020)



Out of Touch... (Kevin James Short Film – YouTube - 8/5/2020 - 2 min.)




Vaccination en Marche (...forcée) [YouTube - 4 minutes]
-> mais BOF pour l'allusion aux 2 tours...

Mayor De Blasio Lays Naval Minefield to Deter Swimmers. (BabylonBee - 18/5/2020)

You're Nonessential -- Keep Your Mouth Shut. (Christopher Paslay - American Thinker - 19/5/2020)

'I Can't Believe Christians Think It's Safe To Go Back To Church,' Says Woman In Line At Walmart. (BabylonBee - 19/5/2020)

CNN Praises Governor Cuomo For Killing Off The Elderly Since They Probably Would Have Voted For Trump. (BabylonBee - 20/5/2020)

Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown. (BabylonBee - 29/6/2020)

10 Safety Tips For Going Back To Church. (BabylonBee - 18/7/2020)

Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response To Be Held At Now-Vacant Nursing Home. (BabylonBee - 21/7/2020)

Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines. (BabylonBee - 26/7/2020)

Dr. Fauci Recommends Encasing Your Entire Body in Bubble Wrap to Protect Against Coronavirus. (BabylonBee - 30/7/2020)

Bible Scholars Now Believe Adam And Eve Were Actually Asked To Leave Garden Because They Weren't Wearing Masks. (BabylonBee - 4/9/2020)

Fauci Renews Pandemic For Highly Anticipated Season 2. (BabylonBee - 23/9/2020)

Dear Emperor Gavin Newsom’: Comedian Rob Schneider Blasts California Governor Over Thanksgiving Rules: “Can I throw a slice of turkey from the window?” (Joseph Curl -  DailyWire - 18/10/2020)

Kevin Sorbo Mocks Gavin Newsom Curfew: ‘I Almost Got Covid’ but Made It Home at 9:58 PM. (David Ng - Breitbart - 19/11/2020)

Newsom Announces Curfew so He Won't Have to Wait in Long Line at Fancy Restaurants. (BabylonBee - 20/11/2020)



C’est vraiment LE HIT du temps des fêtes et du jour de l’an!! Bonne écoute
(Benoit Conscient - YouTube - 3 minutes - 22/11/2020)

YouTube Removes All Cooking Videos Featuring Recipes That Serve More Than 6. (BabylonBee - 26/11/2020)

In New EA Star Wars Game, You Must Prove You Were Vaccinated to Unlock Darth Vader. (BabylonBee - 30/11/2020)



Proof That Lockdowns Are Working!
(JP Sears - YouTube - 7 min. - 5/12/2020)

I Keep My Kid Locked in The Apartment. So What? (An Op-Ed From 2019): Locking kids in their apartments without human contact gets a bad rap. Here's why. (David Marcus - The Federalist - 15/12/2020)

How The Gretch Stole Christmas: Because the only way to be on the 'Nice' list this Christmas is to mask up and avoid your loved ones at all costs. (Kylee Zempel - The Federalist - 17/12/2020) -> a parody inspired by Dr Sues...

Blessed are the Prophylactic Givers for They Shall Inherit the Earth. (Freddie Attenborough - Lockdown Sceptics - 17/12/2020)

The 2020 Idiot of the Year Award: The competition is tough. Who wins? You decide. (Itxu Díaz - The American Spectator - 12/12/2020)



When You Believe All The Propaganda
(JP Sears Show - YouTube - 2 minutes - 29/12/2020)