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Interventions satiriques
[on se moque des technocrates et de la Gestapo du Covid].
Mocking the Covid Gestapo...


How a Mask Works



Deux patients dans une salle d'attente de médecin.
L'un dit à l'autre  «Ça n'a pas l'air d'aller? J'espère que tu n'as quand même pas attrapé le virus du complotisme? J'ai cru comprendre qu'il n'y a pas de vaccin pour ça, volontaire ou forcé... »

Dossier Covid19


Les articles sont en ordre chronologique croissant (plus vieux d'abord) / Articles are in chronological order (oldest first, recent articles at the bottom) -> articles plus récents

Les vidéos affichant cet image Censored by YouTube ont été censurés par YouTube depuis leur mise en ligne....


Greta Thunberg Condemns Coronavirus For Causing Apocalypse 10 Years Early. (BabylonBee - 16/3/2020)



Ô CORONA
(Mononc Serge - YouTube - 1 minute - 3/4/2020)



T'as voulu voir le salon. (Les Goguettes, en trio mais à quatre
YouTube - 21/4/2020 - 3 min.) -> confinement, perspective française décapante...

American Christian Thanks God He Doesn't Live in One of Those Communist Countries Where The Government Can Shut Churches Down on a Whim. (BabylonBee - 6/5/2020)

Chinese Officials Violently Raid Another Church But Don't Worry That Will Never Happen Here. (BabylonBee - 8/5/2020)

Democratic States Deploy Greta Thunberg Drones to Lecture People Who go Outside. (BabylonBee - 14/5/2020)



Out of Touch... (Kevin James Short Film – YouTube - 8/5/2020 - 2 min.)




Vaccination en Marche (...forcée) [YouTube - 4 minutes]
-> mais BOF pour l'allusion aux 2 tours...

Mayor De Blasio Lays Naval Minefield to Deter Swimmers. (BabylonBee - 18/5/2020)

You're Nonessential -- Keep Your Mouth Shut. (Christopher Paslay - American Thinker - 19/5/2020)

'I Can't Believe Christians Think It's Safe to Go Back to Church,' Says Woman In Line At Walmart. (BabylonBee - 19/5/2020)

CNN Praises Governor Cuomo For Killing Off The Elderly Since They Probably Would Have Voted For Trump. (BabylonBee - 20/5/2020)

Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown. (BabylonBee - 29/6/2020)

10 Safety Tips For Going Back To Church. (BabylonBee - 18/7/2020)

Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response to be Held At Now-Vacant Nursing Home. (BabylonBee - 21/7/2020)

Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines. (BabylonBee - 26/7/2020)

Dr. Fauci Recommends Encasing Your Entire Body in Bubble Wrap to Protect Against Coronavirus. (BabylonBee - 30/7/2020)

Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci. (BabylonBee- 14/8/2020)

Bible Scholars Now Believe Adam And Eve Were Actually Asked to Leave Garden Because They Weren't Wearing Masks. (BabylonBee - 4/9/2020)

Fauci Renews Pandemic For Highly Anticipated Season 2. (BabylonBee - 23/9/2020)

Dear Emperor Gavin Newsom’: Comedian Rob Schneider Blasts California Governor Over Thanksgiving Rules: “Can I throw a slice of turkey from the window?” (Joseph Curl -  DailyWire - 18/10/2020)

Kevin Sorbo Mocks Gavin Newsom Curfew: ‘I Almost Got Covid’ but Made It Home at 9:58 PM. (David Ng - Breitbart - 19/11/2020)

Newsom Announces Curfew so He Won't Have to Wait in Long Line at Fancy Restaurants. (BabylonBee - 20/11/2020)

Laughter Will Win Against Totalitarianism. (Annie Holmquist - Chronicles Mag - 20/11/2020)



C’est vraiment LE HIT du temps des fêtes et du jour de l’an!! Bonne écoute
(Benoit Conscient - YouTube - 3 minutes - 22/11/2020)

YouTube Removes All Cooking Videos Featuring Recipes That Serve More Than 6. (BabylonBee - 26/11/2020)

In New EA Star Wars Game, You Must Prove You Were Vaccinated to Unlock Darth Vader. (BabylonBee - 30/11/2020)



Proof That Lockdowns Are Working!
(JP Sears - YouTube - 7 min. - 5/12/2020)



DETOURNEMENT COVID 2 - De Funès déteste toujours le confinement.
(YouTube - 5 min. - 13/12/2020)

I Keep My Kid Locked in The Apartment. So What? (An Op-Ed From 2019): Locking kids in their apartments without human contact gets a bad rap. Here's why. (David Marcus - The Federalist - 15/12/2020)

How The Gretch Stole Christmas: Because the only way to be on the 'Nice' list this Christmas is to mask up and avoid your loved ones at all costs. (Kylee Zempel - The Federalist - 17/12/2020) -> a parody inspired by Dr Suess...

Blessed are the Prophylactic Givers for They Shall Inherit the Earth. (Freddie Attenborough - Lockdown Sceptics - 17/12/2020)

The 2020 Idiot of the Year Award: The competition is tough. Who wins? You decide. (Itxu Díaz - The American Spectator - 12/12/2020)



Paul Mirabel nous raconte un test PCR spécial...
(Paname Art Café - YouTube - 3 minutes - 20/12/2020)



When You Believe All The Propaganda
(JP Sears Show - YouTube - 2 minutes - 29/12/2020)


Nation Prepares to Celebrate 1st Anniversary of Two Weeks to Flatten The Curve. (BabylonBee - 8/2/2021)

Dr. Fauci Spins His Handy Wheel of Science! (BabylonBee - 15/2/2021)

Stay Home, Stay Safe™ Afraid of society opening back up? Stay home and let everyone else live. (Melissa Mackenzie - The American Spectator - 3/3/2021)

Confronting Toxic 'Maskulinity'. (Steve Deace - The Blaze - 9/3/2021)



Les Nouvelles de la VÉRITÉ BRUTALE #6
(Amélie Paul - Odysée - 14 minutes - 22/3/2021)




Elle est Pfizer - Les Goguettes (en trio mais quatre)
(YouTube - 4 minutes - 8/4/2021)



Olivier Variant: Expert en Vaccination.
(YouTube - 6 minutes - 8/4/2021)

Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday. (BabylonBee - 9/4/2021)

Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order. (BabylonBee - 12/4/2021)

'It Is Still Not Safe to go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head in a Jar in Year 2739. (BabylonBee - 12/4/2021)

Study Finds Anyone Still Wearing a Mask at This Point is Probably Just Super Ugly. (BabylonBee - 23/4/2021)

CDC Now Recommends Wearing a Seat Belt Even When You're Outside The Car. (BabylonBee - 28/4/2021)

10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior to Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Required. (BabylonBee - 3/5/2021)

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine. (BabylonBee - 3/5/2021)

CDC Says You no Longer Have to Wear a Life Jacket Outside In Case of Rain. (BabylonBee - 14/5/2021)

'They Won't Make Fun of me Ever Again,' Says Dr. Fauci While Designing New Virus In His Lab. (BabylonBee - 19/5/2021)



Definitely Not a Cult.
(Paul Joseph Watson - BitChute - 10 minutes - 21/5/2021)

CDC Introduces New Anti-Virus Hat For Concerned Liberals To Wear. (BabylonBee - 24/5/2021)

Greetings from "New Normal" Germany! (C. J. Hopkins - The Consent Factory - 24/5/2021)

Dr. Fauci Gets in Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions of Himself. (BabylonBee - 26/5/2021)

'Bob Barker Phase of The Pandemic': Bill Maher Mocks States For 'Bribing' Americans to Get Vaccinated. (Nicole Silverio - Daily Caller - 29/5/2021)

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Acquired More Leaked Dr. Fauci Emails. (Babylon Bee - 2/6/2021)



Pierre Perret - Les confinis
(YouTube - 3 minutes - 9/6/2021)

People Who Ruined World's Economies Gather to Discuss How to Fix World's Economies. (BabylonBee - 11/6/2021)

Bo Burnham's Netflix Special 'Inside' is a Darkly Comic Look at Quarantine 'Inside' is an engaging look at an artist's relationship with his work, his sanity, and himself. (Paulina Enck - The Federalist - 16/6/2021)

Postcard From Sydney. (Steve Waterson - Lockdown Sceptics - 28/6/2021)

Delta Variant Found to be Twice as Virulent And Blah Blah Blah: Whatever Who Cares At This Point... (BabylonBee - 30/6/2021)

7 Clever Ways to Scare Off Biden's Door-To-Door Vaccine Evangelists. (BabylonBee - 8/7/2021)

'Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,' Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt. (BabylonBee - 12/7/2021)

The Science

(Source : The Daily Sceptic)



When the Biden Administration Knocks On Your Door…
(AwakenWithJP [Sears] - YouTube - 2 minutes - 8/7/2021)

Why Anthony Fauci's Next Heroic Crusade Needs to be Against Lightning: The odds of being struck by lightning in a given year are 1 in 1,222,000. Together, we can reduce them to zero. (Rich Cromwell - The Federalist - 28/7/2021)

Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown. (BabylonBee - 29/7/2021)

À tous les gens raisonnables et très intelligents qui s'indignent devant ceux qui ne veulent pas se faire vacciner. (Reza Moghaddassi - Vigilance-Pandemie - 31/7/2021)

Church Combats COVID By Adding Essential Oils to Fog Machine. (BabylonBee - 5/8/2021)

Prankster Performs "Vaccinated Only" Carriage Social Experiment: Passengers asked to prove they've had the jab before boarding train. (Paul Joseph Watson - Summit News - 12/8/2021)

'Pfizer+' Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced. (BabylonBee - 19/8/2021)

La fable du lion malade et des renards. (Jean-Yves Jézéquel/Mondialisation.ca - Les Moutons Enragés - 21/8/2021)

FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine, Knocks On Wood. (BabylonBee - 23/8/2021)

Covid : « trop bête pour comprendre ». (Reza Moghaddassi/Vigilance-Pandémie - Les Moutons Enragés - 24/8/2021)

Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine. (BabylonBee - 30/8/2021)

10 Life-Giving Hacks for Living Within Lockdown Limits, Without Having to Die by Them: "In sum, it's not what you've got, it's what you do with what you've got, that counts." (Rod Lampard - Caldron Pool - 5/9/2021)

CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill. (BabylonBee - 16/9/2021)

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID. (BabylonBee - 20/9/2021)